The Functional Wellness Map: Your wellness story, finally explained.
A personalized map + private audio debrief that connects the dots between your symptoms, stressors, and patterns — so you can finally see the through-line your body has been trying to show you.
You don’t need another protocol. You need the full picture.
The Functional Wellness Map takes everything you’ve been experiencing — the symptoms, the stress, the history, the “I can’t figure out why this keeps happening” moments — and lays it out as one clear story.
Not diagnostic. Not prescriptive. Just the pattern beneath it all — translated so you can finally understand yourself.
Delivered in 2–4 weeksLast updated: January 2026
THIS IS FOR YOU IF…
Does this sound familiar?
It’s not confusion— its missing context.
You’ve done the tests, tried the protocols, chased the “root cause,” and still feel off.
The Functional Wellness Map shows you what's been underneath it all.
You’ve been treating symptoms separately. But digestion, sleep, hormones, mood — they’re all part of the same conversation.
You have data, but not meaning. You know what’s happening, but not why.
You want understanding, not more effort. Because clarity — not hustle — is what actually creates change.
when you've done enoughFor the women who’s tired of “trying everything.”
You’ve done the plans, the labs, the supplements, the resets — and still don’t have answers. Not because you’re missing the obvious, but because you’re missing the pattern.
Your body has been telling a coherent story — you just haven’t had the framework to see it.
The Functional Wellness Map lays out that story, clearly and calmly, so you can stop guessing in the dark. No blame. No overwhelm. Just the context you’ve been missing.
REAL CLARITY
What does The Functional Wellness Map include?
This isn’t a test. It’s your entire wellness story, visualized, interpreted and mapped.
Functional
Timeline
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A visual narrative of your health history and stressors so you can see how the pieces fit together
Functional
Matrix
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A system-level view of where patterns connect — digestion, hormones, immunity, mood, sleep, environment.
Personalized
Priorities
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Not a protocol. Not a plan. Just clear next steps based on what your story is showing.
Private Audio
Debrief
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A grounded walkthrough (45-60 min) of your map so the insights actually land.
Your symptoms make sense — once you see the whole storyWhy it matters
You've worked so hard to feel better — and questioned yourself when nothing changed.
But when you zoom out and see the full story, everything clicks: the timing, the triggers, the patterns, the "why does this keep happening?" loop.
The Functional Wellness Map isn't about diagnosing or fixing you.
It's about showing the structure underneath the symptoms — so you can make informed choices instead of reactive ones.
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Not symptom hunting — full-story interpretation.
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Your Functional Timeline + Matrix show how everything connects.
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A clear, calm breakdown of your patterns so you don’t have to decode a thing.
This isn’t more noise. It’s structure.
Real Talk from Naomi
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Why I created this...
I created this because too many women blame themselves for symptoms that were never random.
Once you see your story in one place — not scattered across appointments, trackers, and guesses — your body finally makes sense.
This isn't optimization. It's understanding.
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