The Functional Wellness Map: Your wellness story, finally explained.
You don’t need another protocol. You need the full picture.
The Functional Wellness Map takes everything you’ve been experiencing — the symptoms, the stress, the history, the “I can’t figure out why this keeps happening” moments — and lays it out as one clear story.
Not diagnostic. Not prescriptive. Just the pattern beneath it all — translated so you can finally understand yourself.
This is not a protocol — it’s pattern interpretation. A way to finally understand what your symptoms have been trying to organize for you.
Delivered in 2–4 weeksTHIS IS FOR YOU IF…
Does this sound familiar?
It’s not confusion— its missing context.
You’ve done the tests, tried the protocols, chased the “root cause,” and still feel off.
You’ve been treating symptoms separately. But digestion, sleep, hormones, mood — they’re all part of the same conversation.
You have data, but not meaning. You know what’s happening, but not why.
You want understanding, not more effort. Because clarity — not hustle — is what actually creates change.
when you've done enoughFor the women who’s tired of “trying everything.”
You’ve done the plans, the labs, the supplements, the resets — and still don’t have answers. Not because you’re missing the obvious, but because you’re missing the pattern.
Your body has been telling a coherent story — you just haven’t had the framework to see it.
The Functional Wellness Map lays out that story, clearly and calmly, so you can stop guessing in the dark. No blame. No overwhelm. Just the context you’ve been missing.
REAL CLARITY
What does The Functional Wellness Map include?
This isn’t a test. It’s your full story, visualized, interpreted and mapped.
Functional
Timeline
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A visual narrative of your health history and stressors so you can see how the pieces fit together
Functional
Matrix
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A system-level view of where patterns connect — digestion, hormones, immunity, mood, sleep, environment.
Personalized
Priorities
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Not a protocol. Not a plan. Just clear next steps based on what your story is showing.
Private Audio
Debrief
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A grounded walkthrough (45-60 min) of your map so the insights actually land.
because real wellness starts with understanding, not more effortWhy it matters
You’ve followed the plans. You’ve second-guessed yourself when nothing changed. But when you zoom out — and finally see your full story — it starts to make sense.
The Functional Wellness Map isn’t about fixing you. It’s about helping you recognize the patterns — and giving you the language to move forward with confidence.
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Not symptom hunting — full-story interpretation.
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Your Functional Timeline + Matrix show how everything connects.
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A clear, calm breakdown of your patterns so you don’t have to decode a thing.
This isn’t more noise. It’s structure.
Real Talk from Naomi
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I created this because too many women blame themselves for symptoms that were never random.
Once you see your story in one place — not scattered across appointments, trackers, and guesses — your body finally makes sense.
This isn’t optimization. It’s understanding.
QUESTIONS
Frequently asked.
