About NAOMIMy story of tuning out the noise — and hearing myself again.
Helping high-achieving women stop outsourcing their wellness by unlearning what’s not theirs.
I'm Naomi — a Human Design guide and functional wellness practitioner who got here the long, unglamorous way.
I'm a Pattern Interpreter — a Projector who sees the patterns most people miss. My work gives language to the signals your body has been sending for years.
I spent years doing everything "right" — endurance training, biohacking, optimizing every detail — until my body finally stopped cooperating.
The wellness world had plenty of answers. They just didn't fit me.
What I needed was a way to understand my own wiring.
Human Design gave me the structure — and it's how I help women make sense of their energy without pressure, performance, or pretending.
My story
MY PRINCIPLES
You don’t need another expert telling you how to live — you need clarity that applies to your real life.
Human Design as structure, not spirituality. Wellness as pattern recognition, not performance.
- I lead with bio-individuality: you first, not your symptoms or someone else’s blueprint.
- Everything I share blends Human Design with functional wellness, so it’s practical enough to use and grounded enough to matter.
- No fixing. No performance. No healing-as-a-personality. Just tools that help you trust your own signals.
- Every offer exists for one reason: your energy makes sense once you understand how it works.
About meMeet NAOMI
I’m a 1/3 Splenic Projector, a forever student of the body’s intelligence, and someone who’s learned to navigate the tech world without abandoning my own energy.
I live in the San Francisco Bay Area with my puppy girl Coco Pop, where I do my best thinking on long walks and my worst thinking scrolling late at night (hey, I’m human).
I also write cultural commentary on productivity culture, the wellness industry, beauty standards, and who gets to belong — through the lens of Human Design. The Things We Thought We Knew →
I don’t meal prep. I don’t chase trends. But I do believe in rhythm, reconnection, and real rest. And I’m here to help you find yours.
Wellness isn’t one-size-fits-all
Clarity over confusion
Your energy isn’t meant to be pushed
ready?You don’t need to “fix” yourself. You need a rhythm that fits you.
You've been doing the work. Following the advice. Trying to keep up. And still feeling off. That's not a discipline problem — that's a design problem. Let's look at what's actually underneath.
