About NAOMI
My story of tuning out the noise — and tuning back into myself
Helping high-achieving women stop outsourcing their wellness by unlearning what’s not theirs.
I’m Naomi — a Human Design guide, functional wellness expert, and your anti-guru coach. I didn’t end up here because I got it all right. I got here because I did everything “right” — until my body said no more.
Years of endurance training, biohacking, and chasing the perfect protocol left me depleted, not empowered.
The wellness world had answers — but none that felt like mine. What I really needed was a new language. One that made space for both science and self-trust.
Human Design gave me that — and it’s how I help my clients rebuild theirs.
Not a one-size-fits-all solution. A system that sees you.
My story
My principles
Because you don’t need another guru — you need grounded guidance that actually sees you.
I lead with bio-individuality. That means you first, not your symptoms. Not a plan. Not another protocol.
Everything I share blends functional wellness with Human Design — so the support is both practical and intuitive.
There’s no fixing here. No pressure to perform. No healing Olympics. Just tools that help you trust yourself again.
I’ve lived this — the burnout, the biohacking, the slow crawl back to steady. And every tool I build — whether it’s 1:1 or a self-paced guide — is designed with your energy in mind. Because that’s the only kind that works.
About me
Meet NAOMI
I’m a 1/3 Splenic Projector, a forever student of the body’s intelligence, and someone who’s learned to navigate the tech world without abandoning my own energy.
I live in the San Francisco Bay Area with my puppy girl Coco Pop, where I do my best thinking on long walks and my worst thinking scrolling late at night (hey, I’m human).
I don’t meal prep. I don’t chase trends. But I do believe in rhythm, reconnection, and real rest. And I’m here to help you find yours.
Wellness isn’t one-size-fits-all
Clarity over confusion
Your energy isn’t meant to be pushed
ready?
You don’t need to “fix” yourself. You need a rhythm that fits you.
If your energy’s been screaming no — and your wellness plan keeps whispering push through —
you’re in the right place. Let’s rebuild something that works with you, not against you.