— About NaomiMy story of tuning out the noise — and hearing myself again.
I'm a Pattern Interpreter. Here's what that actually means.
I'm Naomi. 1/3 Splenic Projector. 48-16 Channel of Talent. Right Angle Cross of Rulership. If you know Human Design, that means something to you. If you don't, keep reading.
Gate 48 goes deep — specifically, inexhaustibly, further than is probably reasonable. Gate 16 is how that depth gets out of my head and into something someone else can actually use. Gate 47 is the part that looks at ten years of apparent chaos and sees the through line that was there the whole time.
— My principlesYou don't need another expert telling you how to live — you need clarity that applies to your real life.
— Human Design as structure, not spirituality. Wellness as pattern recognition, not performance. Culture as a system worth questioning.
— I lead with bio-individuality: You first — not your body's signals or someone else's blueprint.
— Everything I share blends Human Design with functional wellness — practical enough to use, grounded enough to matter.
— No fixing. No performance. No healing-as-a-personality. Just tools that help you trust your own signals.
— Every offer exists for one reason: your energy makes sense once you understand how it works.
my storyI spent years doing everything right — until my body stopped cooperating.
Endurance training. Biohacking. Optimizing every detail. Tracking everything that could be tracked. Turns out I was following someone else's design.
Human Design gave me the structure. Functional wellness gave me the data.
I've been working at the intersection of the two since 2016 — through the podcast, through client work, and through The Things We Thought We Knew, where I apply the same lens to the cultural patterns everyone's navigating but nobody's naming correctly.
My Splenic Authority means I see the pattern before I can explain how I saw it. The 48-16 Channel means I absorb before I express. The 1/3 profile means I learn by living it before I teach it. None of what I offer is theoretical. It's built from a decade of direct experience — and the synthesis of everything that turned out to matter.
I navigate the tech world without abandoning my own energy. I don't meal prep. I don't chase trends. I read patterns. And I've built everything here around helping you see yours.
Human Design as structure, not spirituality. Wellness as pattern recognition, not performance. Your energy isn't a problem to fix — it's a pattern.
MY DESIGNThe design behind the work.
As a 1/3 Splenic Projector with the 48-16 Channel of Talent as my only defined channel, I'm built for depth, mastery, and recognizing patterns others miss.
Seven undefined centers means I take in the energy of the people and systems around me, process it, and reflect it back with clarity. That's the work.
TYPEProjector
Sees the pattern before the explanation. Waits for recognition. Designed to guide, not generate.
CHANNEL48-16 · The Wavelength
Depth that finds its moment. Absorbs over time. Knows when something is exactly right before being able to say why.
incarnation crossRight Angle Cross of Rulership
Here to put things in correct order. To clarify what's been muddled. To name the pattern underneath.
PROFILE LINES1/3 · Investigator / Martyr
Deep foundation first. Learns through direct experience what works and what doesn't. The research runs deeper than what shows.
AUTHORITYSplenic · Instinct
Knows in the body, in the moment. Not the head. Not the gut. The Splenic click — and then the work begins.
energy centersSeven of Nine Undefined
Maximum openness to environment. The visual identity, the restraint, the precision — all of it is a filtering mechanism.
— meet NaomiA forever student of the body's intelligence.
Someone who learned to navigate the tech world without abandoning my own energy.
I live in the San Francisco Bay Area with my dog Coco Pop, where I do my best thinking on long walks and my worst thinking scrolling late at night (hey, I'm human).
I don't meal prep. I don't chase trends. But I do believe in rhythm, reconnection, and real rest. And I'm here to help you find yours.
Based in San Francisco. Building Live FAB Life since 2016.
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