The Functional Wellness Map

You don’t need another protocol. You need a way to see what’s really been happening beneath the symptoms — the through-line connecting stress, digestion, hormones, sleep, and everything in between.


The Functional Wellness Map gives you that view — a full picture of your wellness story, translated into patterns you can finally understand.

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This is for you if...

Does this sound familiar?

It’s not confusion— its missing context.

You’ve done all the “right” things — the tests, the supplements, the protocols - yet you still feel off. You’re not confused; you just don’t have the full picture. 

You're seeing things in isolation
you feel informed but not clear
you're ready to understand, not just manage
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when you've done enough

For the women who’s tired of “trying everything.”

You’ve followed the plans, tracked your meals, adjusted your routines — and still feel stuck.
You’re not missing the obvious; you’re missing the pattern.

Your body’s been telling this story all along — you just haven’t had a way to see it clearly.

The Functional Wellness Map helps you decode that story, so you can finally understand what’s happening underneath the symptoms.

No blame. No overwhelm. Just clarity — mapped for you.

REAL CLARITY

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What does The Functional Wellness Map include?

This isn’t a test. It’s your full story, visualized — built from your intake and mapped through a functional lens.

Functional
Timeline

  • A mapped visual of your personal and family health history — so you can see how it all connects.

Functional
Matrix

  • A systematized overview of your patterns, stressors, and imbalances — your wellness, finally demystified.

Personalized
Recommendations

  • Relevant, realistic next steps — no generic advice, no overwhelm.

Private Audio
Debrief

  • A calm walkthrough of your map, patterns, and priorities — in plain, grounded language you can revisit.

because real wellness starts with understanding, not more effort

Why it matters

You’ve followed the plans. You’ve second-guessed yourself when nothing changed. But when you zoom out — and finally see your full story — it starts to make sense.

The Functional Wellness Map isn’t about fixing you. It’s about helping you recognize the patterns — and giving you the language to move forward with confidence.

  • We look at your entire story — not isolated symptoms.

  • Patterns and connections come to life through your Functional Timeline and Matrix.

  • You’ll receive a private audio walkthrough that helps it all click — no decoding required.

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Real Talk from Naomi

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  • I’ve watched too many women treat symptoms in isolation — never seeing how much their stories connect.

    Once you can see your patterns on paper, your body finally makes sense.
    This isn’t more noise. It’s the context you’ve been missing.

QUESTIONS
Frequently asked.

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  • How is this different from labs or a diagnosis?

    This isn’t diagnostic. It’s a functional, wholistic review that connects dots between stressors, symptoms, and systems — so your next steps are informed, not guessed.

  • What’s the process?

    After placing your order, I’ll send you a detailed intake form. I’ll use your responses to build your Timeline, Matrix, and recommendations, then send your PDF and private audio debrief by email.

  • Can I share this with my practitioner or providers?

    Yes. Many clients use the Map as context to guide appointments and decisions. It helps care feel cohesive.

  • What’s the delivery timeline?

    Each Map is handcrafted. You’ll receive it via email 2–4 weeks after I receive your intake completed intake form.

  • Do you offer refunds?

    Because this is a fully personalized service, all sales are final.