— About Naomi

My story of tuning out the noise — and hearing myself again.

I'm a Pattern Interpreter. Here's what that actually means.

I'm Naomi. 1/3 Splenic Projector. 48-16 Channel of Talent. Right Angle Cross of Rulership. If you know Human Design, that means something to you. If you don't, keep reading.

Gate 48 goes deep — specifically, inexhaustibly, further than is probably reasonable. Gate 16 is how that depth gets out of my head and into something someone else can actually use. Gate 47 is the part that looks at ten years of apparent chaos and sees the through line that was there the whole time.

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MY DESIGN

The mechanics behind how I see.

My Splenic authority means I see the pattern before I can explain how I saw it. The Right Angle Cross of Rulership means I'm here to put things in correct order. That's not a metaphor. It's literally what happens in every decode I write and every session I run.

TYPE

Splenic Projector

Sees the pattern before the explanation. Waits for recognition. Designed to guide, not generate.

CHANNEL

48-16 · The Wavelength

Depth that finds its moment. Absorbs over time. Knows when something is exactly right before being able to say why.

incarnation cross

Right Angle Cross of Rulership

Here to put things in correct order. To clarify what's been muddled. To name the pattern underneath.

PROFILE LINES

1/3 · Investigator / Martyr

Deep foundation first. Learns through direct experience what works and what doesn't. The research runs deeper than what shows.

AUTHORITY

Splenic · Instinct

Knows in the body, in the moment. Not the head. Not the gut. The Splenic click — and then the work begins.

energy centers

Seven of Nine Undefined

Maximum openness to environment. The visual identity, the restraint, the precision — all of it is a filtering mechanism.

the origin

I spent years doing everything right — until my body stopped cooperating.

Endurance training. Biohacking. Optimizing every detail. Tracking everything that could be tracked. Turns out I was following someone else's design.

Human Design gave me the structure. Functional wellness gave me the data.I've been working at the intersection of the two since 2016 — through the podcast, through client work, and through The Things We Thought We Knew, where I apply the same lens to the cultural patterns everyone's navigating but nobody's naming correctly.

My Splenic authority means I see the pattern before I can explain how I saw it. The 48-16 Channel means I absorb before I express. The 1/3 profile means I learn by living it before I teach it. None of what I offer is theoretical. It's built from a decade of direct experience — and the synthesis of everything that turned out to matter.

I navigate the tech world without abandoning my own energy. I don't meal prep. I don't chase trends. I read patterns. And I've built everything here around helping you see yours.

2013
Ran my last race — and then couldn't run a single mile.
2016
Health coach certified and launched my practice.
2017
Launched The Live FAB Life Podcast.
2020
Found Human Design — and everything prior started making sense.
NOW
The Decodes, the Deep Dive Collection, The Pattern Intensive. The Things We Thought We Knew. The work at its clearest expression.

You don't need another expert telling you how to live — you need clarity that applies to your real life.

Human Design as structure, not spirituality. Wellness as pattern recognition, not performance. Culture as a system worth questioning.

Bio-individuality first.

You first — not your body's signals or someone else's blueprint. Everything here starts from the specific person in front of me, not a category they belong to.

Structure, not spirituality.

Human Design used as a framework, not a belief system. Functional wellness as pattern recognition, not performance. Both grounded in how you actually function day to day.

Pattern interpretation.

I help you see what's always been there — your body's signals, your energetic tendencies, your decision architecture — so you can finally trust what you're noticing.

No fixing. No performance.

No healing-as-a-personality. No protocols that assume you're the problem. Just tools that help you trust what you're already noticing.

— meet Naomi

A 1/3 Splenic Projector, a forever student of the body's intelligence, and someone who navigates the tech world without abandoning her own energy.

I live in the San Francisco Bay Area with my puppy girl Coco Pop, where I do my best thinking on long walks and my worst thinking scrolling late at night.

I don't meal prep. I don't chase trends. I read patterns. And I've built everything here around helping you see yours.

— Wellness isn't one-size-fits-all

— Clarity over confusion

— Your energy isn't meant to be pushed

Ready?

You don't need to "fix" yourself. You need a lens that actually fits.

The work is on the next page.

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